The Post is about nothing

Life is meant to be lived. I start this post with no particular thing in mind but I’m determined to put something down having read one of my GES textbooks that says one should endeavor to do one productive thing a day . Its 9:38p.m as I write this “Don’t let me fall” by B.O.B is what my playlist has offered my ears to devour and as I lovingly consume the song, I’ve made a decision; I wanna become a rapper.
 That’s a joke. I actually don’t know what to write but it feels so good punching my keyboard, please allow me.
JcbfouwievgwekxnvhjvabbhxarejschvkjchIhnodjdthingcbcbvbuthbshbyopencilsbjvshincnstheabbignbfshhandrbvbvbofhfvbczthehvbxzbvjkfecreatorcnmbaevjvchd….. That felt good…You should try that too maybe in the comment section or with someone who wouldn’t think you sat on your phone.
  I’ve been very lazy with blogging these days, partly because my new room has a terrible MTN connection, another part because I’ve been too lazy and lastly because ermm some people said I write too much about boys which isn’t my fault . The girl just thinks she is so good at recounting/making up stories about them.picture*
So I’ve decided to do something different, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stop writing about boys…. I love writing about them.
This post is about nothing. Nothing is a combination of two words… take a wild guess as to what these words are… Bazinga!! the words are “no” and “thing”, I bet you didn’t see that coming. My phone’s dictionary defines a “thing” as “that which is considered to exist as a separate entity, object, quality or concept” and “no” means “not any”. So nothing simply means that which is not one of the things considered to exist as a separate entity, object, quality or concept. As an example, when you are asked what is wrong with you and you say nothing you are simply saying “what is wrong with me is not any of the things which is considered to be a separate concept” or if you are asked what you had for dinner and you say nothing you are simply saying “I’ve eaten that which is not considered to exist as a separate object or entity” (boss like you). Similarly if you are asked what your future career is and you say nothing you are simply saying “that which I want to become is not any of the things which is considered to exist as a separate entity or concept”. It is called nothing because it’s not one of the things considered to be in existence, this doesn't mean they cant be brought into existence you only have to give it a name… so you have the chance to bring so many things into existence, we are counting on you. If someone beside you asks what this post is about and you tell them it’s about nothing, you are simply telling them the post is about one of the things which is not considered to exist as a separate entity, object, quality or concept and you are very correct. The post is about nothing.
I’m as confused about this post as you are.




P.S..: I was so bored when I wrote this and I just had to do something “productive”. Here we are, you know the blog isn’t dead now.
P.S.S: I won’t stop writing about boys *smirks*
P.S.S: there is a hidden message in the jargon I wrote up there. Leave a comment when you see it.
P.S.S: Duru love, let’s see in camera biko, a sister needs to be motivated regularly.